The timid me wonders...

If life is a movie, then can I know what is the ideal movie
script so that I can say the correct lines right and not fumble my speech
silly?

Living in denial is perhaps
choosing to be happily oblivion to the truth?

To rejoice to life is to live for the moment with motivation?

A perfect life is when blissfully blessed and the days filled with happiness where no worries are irresolvable & the challenges insurmountable?

Some questions may never have answers.

Or people live in search of answers to these questions?

~ Qing's thoughts ~


Monday, May 11, 2009

Aargh!

I am soo gonna be an exercise freak from tomorrow onwards!

That's it!

Sleep early and wake up early!

All for the sake of health and fitness!

Just want to be fit, fit, fit and fit!

To be nothing else but toned and fit!

It is a firm resolution!!!

Angry!!!

I will not be angry with myself if I am fitter.

Seriously, I don't like my face for having so many pimples.

I don't like that way I am.

But then, I don't want to show it.

Shallow as it is, I am not vain, just not confident.

It is damn tiring to appear confident, smart, eloquent and cheerful.

Because, the ugly fact is, I am not at all confident, smart, eloquent and cheerful.

Oh well, maybe I am smart although there are some friends who are smarter than me eg Yu Mei, Ting Xuan, Vanessa, Sarah, Eric, Jun Sheng, Jason and Vincent.

Being smart is not as beneficial if coupled with laziness and unfortunately, I have been way way way too lazy and slack.

Anyway, speaking of being eloquent, I am only eloquent only during work eg tuitoning, working as customer rep or other shitty jobs pertaining to admin and customer service which I disliked a lot as it is enervating!

Alright, so the subtotal for now is I do think I am smart and eloquent, albeit as and when I like and selectively.

As for being cheerful, it does really depends on the company, whether they are people of the same frequency as me.

Thus far, I do enjoy mingling with the girls in my OG although I wish I am less quiet. Hehehe, the girls are so cute and simply watching them makes it seem like they are my daughters that kind of feeling although they are my age.

Hahahah, maybe I miss my cousins so much and I treat my very good friends like cousins? Heheheheh XD

Hi!

Exam are over and I am elated about it.

Frankly speaking, I worry about Econs terribly because I didn't sleep well. All the effort spent practising and reading seemed to be futile because nothing seemed to be recalled during the paper, not that I didn't study for it.

Totally hate myself for it to the core!

I abhor myself!

Anyway, Helmi is like my fellow kampung friend and both of us seemed to have the same problems albeit in somewhat differing scenarios and characters.

Sigh...

My exercise regime haven't start yet and I feel so fat and unfit. I really am.

Somehow, I feel so lazy!

Perhaps the studying period was rather too packed and intensive.

Life after exams seemed to be like a vacuum, rather void of feelings and just a phase of life or a transition into the next stage.

There is a job interview for me later at 11am, the clock reads 9.30am but I am not going since the pay is too low.

Not being fussy but too low means it is a no no!

This post is sooo random.

I can't wait for school to start because I would miss my friends although they won't seem to know since I am not those who shows my expressions and emotions well.

There are so much that I had planned to do and I have to do it after slacking for the past 3 days and really overcome my urge to let the laziness to get the good out of me.

Hmmm, my mind is pretty much full of pent up exasperation because I never really say the things I want to say because for fear of the outcome and it kinda suffocates me because I might just die one day hiding the words that I so badly want to convey to the other party but stubbornly refused to do so repeatedly.

I don't know what I want to do.

These days seemed pretty confusing.

There are so many people whom I miss but ironically, I don't put in the effort to meet up with them.

Strange!!!

Or plain laziness?

Life should be optimised, to make the most out of life right?

Then why am I doing nothing?

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Some pics from my phone!!! The pics are jumbled up... =C







Yong Yih, Annie, Germaine and Germaine's BF, Hock Wee

Outside the theatre entrance after watching the show Cats.

Trying to do a jumpshot, but it wasn't really successful!
Yong Yih looks constipated too! Ahahah~!

Helmi catching a nap while waiting for his picture to be taken! LOL!

Promoting Starbucks' food!

Sammuel and me! He's my JC good friend! Totally miss his goofiness!


Smile your trademark smile Sammuel!!! >_<

50S? We meant to use our fingers to show "S05" to represent our CT class! Anyway, that's Daniel and Sammuel! Still remember going home with them and Liyana and Kenneth! Ohhh, how I miss the good old JC days!!!



Zi Wei initially wanted to draw me this way. Nooo~!

Zi Wei drew me!

Zi Wei drew herself!
Fahmy eating happily!

Yu Mei eating happily!


Yu Mei wants to puke, Fahmy quickly covers his nose. Hahaha, no lah, they were eating actually. These captions are crap... LOL~!


I can't remember what was the fish I had ordered!

Yu Mei chose dory fish!

Fahmy's food is soo appetising, to look at!

Yu Mei is angry at Fahmy, look at her stare! Hahhaha, kidding, this crappy captions are part of my ludicrity~!

Yu Mei having a headache after talking to Fahmy... Hahahah.. Kidding! Fahmy has talked until he got very thirsty... XD

Fahmy giggling to himself. LOL! Don't know why? 0.O




Fahmy looks so forlorn! This pic is funny! LOL! Fahmy, Yu Mei and me!
Fahmy emo-ing... Hahahaha XD

Yu Mei and me at Manahatten Fish Market

I like this pic cuz my face look small here! Hahahaha... Need to jog more! Argh!!!

Ziwei, my tutee and Me.



Yu Mei and Fahmy at Manahatten Fish Market

Fahmy and me at Manhatten Fish Market.

Nice

It is nice to have friends, to not dislike school, to look forward to school and all this just makes an otherwise boring journey to get a degree meaningful and enjoyable!

Thank you very much people!!! You are all really nice people!

Good morning!!!

I just slept from 5pm to 3am! Wow!!! That is 10 hours of a sleep!!!

Anyway, I have been surfing online for 1hour and 15mins!!! Goodness gracious!!!

I need to off my comp and start studying for econs already or else I am so gonna have a panic attack!

One more paper and it will be freedom from the evil clutches of exams stress and worries!

As I am rather hungry after having slept so much, I ate 2 toast with milk and another glass of orange juice!

Healthy eh?

Yeah, I want to be a health freak!

Like, seriously!!!

That's it for now, got to study!!!

May we all get good grades! >_<

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Feeling scared!!!

I hope that I pass the marketing paper!

Sigh, a few of my mcqs are wrong.

So annoying! I changed the answers cuz I wasn't confident of it. Worst, that because I saw the person sitting in front of me writing other choices and changed it.

Grr, why don't I trust myself?

Seriously, I was freaking nervous before the paper and thought that I would fail.

Thanks for the encouragement!!!

Next is econs, got to stop slacking and start studying now!!!

I feel so damn fat, fat, fat, fat, with the double chin and chubby face!

ARGH!!!

Going to exercise thoroughly after the exams end on Friday and get myself a lean, toned and fit physique, just like the atheletes!

Anyway, I miss my violin.

It sounded horrid when I played it yesterday. Sigh, rusty fingers!

That's what happen when you don't practise enough...

I don't know if I should find a job during the holidays because work experience is important!

Oh ya, there is something that I want to say, but I guess it will never be said unless it is heard...

Gosh~!

Argh, sometimes, what can be done is to focus on the goals I already have and not bother about anything else!

Sigh, hahahaha, smile!!!

Econs!!!

One more and that's it!

Damn tiring these days!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Life these days...

Shit, have been slacking since yesterday's MAB paper ended.

It was tuition at Pending road there but I was super sleepy and drowsy. So the tuition ended 15 mins early. The mother asked me to tutor the girl's younger brother, who is in primary 2 this year. Sadly, I rejected her request as there is no time although it is very tempting to do so as I can earn more.

Don't know why I want to earn from tutoring but somehow, I feel that I shouldn't take pocket money from my parents. Despite so, I still receive pocket money cuz there are some weeks which I didn't give tuition due to the projects and tests. No matter what type of work it is, money is hard earned.

Earning a bit from tutoring makes me more frugal and think thrice before buying things so as not to spend unnecessarily. Then again, I need to stop losing my stuff and thus wasting my money. Sigh, got to stop being so careless!!! To keep losing my things is bad!!!

I find the paper ok although the theory part sucks cuz I can't remember the definitions for the activities and budgeting. Hopefully, I can pass MAB!!! Failing it will be terrible cuz I hate to learn the same stuff all over again!!!

Anyway, I must thank many people for helping me in MAB!

The good Samaritans are: Jasmine Mak, Yow Few, Yong Yih, Wilson, Helmi, Ting Xuan, Fahmy, Zijian and Henry!!!

Without their help, the paper would have defeated me thoroughly, there is no doubt about it!

Anyway, Friday and Saturday were consultation days with my friends.

On Saturday, I studied with Yow Fei and Jasmine at AMK library and saw, Jasmine is very cute, and both laughed at me for being weird, but in a good way of course!!! LOL! =S

During the break time, I went to Courts when I went out to walk around AMK to calm my mind down from the endless mugging. There were DJs from 1003 FM hosting a show for Courts, it is like a lucky draw kind of event. The best part was I won a mini portable fan that can be plugged using the USB cable onto my laptop. How cool!!!

Then it was to study in town with Wilson and Helmi. The original plan was airport but it is too far away and it is not really safe considering the recent swine flu event since the place there will be filled with people who had travelled and arrived from other countries. So, it was changed to Wheelock as recommended by Jasmine. Thereafter, the venue for studying was changed to Wisma's Starbucks cuz Wilson can't find the coffeebean when there is Starbucks according to Helmi. LOL~!

Before that, I walked around town and was so awed at the many shops there are! Haven't been to town for ages. The people who go to town are all very fashionable and pretty! I feel so ugly wearing my t-shirt and jeans. This is superficiality eating on my perception of life being beyond the things that are seen but then again, who don't want to look gorgeous?

Anyway, I don't understand why I have so many dresses and not wear them at all? Somehow, I will feel that it doesn't fit perfectly, the way it would be if ideally imagined. Perhaps, that deters me from wearing anything that deviates from normal jeans and tees. Sigh...

Studying was very fun cuz Helmi and Wilson are really hilarious when they joke with each other. Unfortunately, I was rather exhausted and sleepy, thus the revision progress was not at an optimum 100%.

It was such a coincident that I saw Sammuel and Daniel and Starbucks! They are my good friends from JC. Hahaha... Still remember copying and borrowing notes from Sammuel. Both of them are very good in geography too! Miss my JC friends so much!

Oh ya, I saw Clarence while studying at Sembawang Mac on Friday. The plan was to study with Jasmine, Ivy and Yow Fei but they didn't turn up. In the end, I just study alone for a few hours.

There were some pics taken at Starbucks which ended up looking pretty retarded cuz the expressions were the fearsome faces, as if about to fight hahaha... And I look pretty unfit and unglam. Ugh!

Seriously, I need to put foundation to conceal my pimples and comb my hair until it is not so frizzy. In addition, I need to wear all the clothes that are collecting dusts in my wardrobe!!!

The dresses have to be worn!!! Or else, ..., my mum won't let me buy new clothes!

ARGH! I need to go and jog everyday after the exams.

Swim and lift weights too!!!

I decided not to give tuition anymore after this sem and concentrate on my violin and piano because if I am to stop learning now, there won't be much time to do so after graduating when work will start!

That's why!!!

For now, stop slacking and playing Restaurant City!!!

Mug for Marketing!!!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Sad

I am very sad!

Also, I am damn angry with myself for having wasted too much time slacking such as watching tv, reading slowly, practising my violin and etc...

ARGH!!!

Seriously, I hate the idea of failing!!!

CANNOT FAIL!

CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT FAIL!

1 module is a freaking $1000+ or more!

With that amount, I can buy a better violin.

WHY SHOULD I WASTE SO MUCH MONEY IF ALL TT I CAN DO IS TO STUDY HARD NOW, once and for all!

ARGH!!!

DAMN IT!

Feeling so fucked up!

DAMN!

Why am I not smart enough?

HUH?!

I hate this.

ABSOLUTELY!

My uncle said that even geniuses and talented people have to work hard, otherwise, whatever God's gift to them for their flair and forte would be wasted.

For a mediocre person like me, isn't it extremely obvious that slacking is a terribly huge mistake that I should never do?

Yet why am I doing so, ever continuously?

GOT TO CHANGE!!!

THE SADNESS IS MADNESS!!!!

ARGH~!!!!

Failing means I am a failure, even when it is not permanent. That feeling sucked like shit, so disgusting and rotten.

Because, I have failed too many times the feeling is perfectly understandably super horrid and awful.

Since it had occurred far too often, that it is something that I abhor,

have no wish to reminisce about nor be subjected to.

GET IT~!

My father worked so hard and yet I disappoint him?

What kind of daughter am I?

Just feel so necessary that I don't let my dad down because I love my parents so much and there is no need for me to disappoint them at all when there is no need to.

After all, they do give me two brains to think hard.

Yet, have I been using even half of a brain?

The other brain is in cold storage is it? To use it after I die?

NOOOoooOOOooo!

AGNES, FOR GOODNESS SAKE, USE 2 OF YOUR BRAINS!!!

DON'T LET THE BRAIN MOULD OR ROT IN VAIN, FOR IT IS IN MY HEAD FOR A REASON!!!

NOT MERELY FLOATING FOR THE PASSING SEASONS~!

My parents have nothing to be proud of me so why should I let them be ashamed of me?

To do well is not impossible if I am determined enough to persevere!

FAILING IS PATHETIC & I HAVE BEEN PATHETIC FAR TOO FREQUENTLY!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wake up call!

I got a freaking wake up call from a figure, 2 digits.

No, not the weighing scale that shocked me.

It is the portal.

Not blogging long for the consequences are going to be appalling if I do so...

IT IS MUGGING TIME FOREVER UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY!!!

Slacking is something I would abstain the hell out of my life for now is a damn crucial time which I must utilise and maximise.

THAT IS NECCESSARY!!!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

AAAAArgh!

I am feeling damn guilty for slacking the whole day!



Got to study for MAB now!!!



SLAPS myself!



Why waste time playing Facebook?



Isn't the coming exams like a million times more important?!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Just do my best...

For this coming exams, all I will think is to just do my best.

Don't worry, stay calm and just do my best,

Just do my best!

= )

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Damn screwup!

I must stop dozing off while revising.

Damn stress from studying cuz there are only 3 days left to CL exams.

It is on TUES?!

Thought it was on Wed!!!

ARGH! WTH?!

WTF?!

GRRH!!!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Can't wait for the holidays!!!

Just want to

- Practise my violin more so that the techniques, tune, pitch and rhythm can improve substantially!

- Exercise more so that the clothes will fit better!

- Jog more so that the 42km marathon is a possible feat!

- Swim more so that the BM test is able to be taken with the expected standards required.

- Read more so that my English is better in terms of comprehension, analytical skills and writing abilities to achieve tremendous improvement such that it is a quantum leap!

- Save more money by spending minimally so that I can splurge on cheap stuff during the year-end sales!

>_<

I am thinking of organising a party for my 21st birthday.

Wonder if my mama would allow, but since I am paying for it, there is no reason for her to deny my request. Would think of the item list, cost and people to be invited.

Mainly, it will be my OG, CCA friends and a few great friends from my secondary and JC. That sums up to a rather extensive group of people eh? Mmmhhh?

SAD times SAD!

I am sad cuz my bones are aching and my stomach has been bloated or that is merely a euphemism for being fat.

Awful!

No time for so many stuff!

I have to tutor 4 times a week! Damn! And considering that I am sick, I skipped 2 lessons!

Opportunity costs is indeed substantial for a pauper like me.

=(

No bread to eat cuz mama disallowed me since it is heaty considering that besides the ulcer, I have sore throat too making my voice sounds oh so deep.

No coffee allowed too since I am sick but I don't care!!!

Thursday is already wasted, can't possibly waste my precious remaining revision days too!

As such, on the sly, I drank coffee!

That is while mama is asleep of course!

How else am I supposed to do so then?

Miserable me has to pick herself up!

Stay strong girl!!!

Have the strength and determination to hang on and give my absolute best!!!

Muster every effort and courage to continue to study and revise and no more slacking!!!

ARGH!!!! =C

DEPRESSION at the shallowest level because it stems from laziness! >_<

My cousin, Karin, is so cute!!! Her stories cheered me up and making these days of misery from studying more merry!

Sad

I am so sad that I wasted my Thursday sleeping for the whole day cuz I was sick.

First, there is a huge ulcer under my lower lip and whenever I talk, the abrasion makes it hurts like shit.

Secondly, there is this flu that strikes randomly. Every sudden outburst follows by another string of 5 times of sneezing on average. Imagine that! No doubt, it is horrible!!!

Thirdly, there is headache too. To make matters worse, the sneezing just seems to aggravate the dizziness and there is this endless pounding of drums feeling on my headache that lasts for at least 15 minutes. Following that, is a 5 minutes break and the interval continues on.

How unfortunate.

Can't slack anymore!!! The progress is so damn slow! WTH! ARGH!!!

I am so damn pissed at myself for doing so badly these days!!!

SADNESS!!!

GOT TO MUG MUG MUG N MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MORE!!!

For goodness gracious sake, stop slacking AGNES!!!

NO MORE BREAKS N REST AFTER THESE DAYS OF LAZINESS!!!

T_T

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Happy Cube!

I am happy times happy times happy due to seemingly insignificant reasons and the cumulative effect is me being delirous!

Well, why?

Learned how to play the current song for HW but the pitch tends to creak off pitch cuz I didn't hold the bow properly nor move it agile enough. The rhythm needs so much fine tuning too.

Unfortunately, it is not even close to fine yet.

Never mind, will practise!

Practise means improvement right?

Yeah!

I love my violin!!! But the finger tips for the left hand's middle three fingers are slightly swollen.

Despite so, having the opportunity to learn the violin (even though I don't like the teacher) is something that I should never ever take for granted and must treasure it!

My violin teacher don't teach as good as my piano teacher, Ms Ng.

Kor kor is already in Sweden's Stockhelm and he is going to participate in the computer programming competition!

Wow! So damn proud of him!

His teammates are from Russia and Hong Kong. One of them even looks like Leonardo Di Caprio from the side. The front view doesn't look so much like the famous actor, although it does seem to bear some striking resemblance albeit a slimmer version of him.

LOL!

Jia you my dearest Kor kor!!!

You can do it! You are the glory of the family!

I abhor the study break to the core cuz I am so damn fat. The gain in weight is so unwelcomed and totally unnecessary!

WTH!!!!

After the exams, I shall be very disciplined to get myself fit and rid those lipids!!!

=S

ARGH!!!

Clothes are meant to be worn comfortably, not squeezed into eh?

Laugh at me while you all can now, this is only temporarily, I swear with everything that costs above $1, for after all, I am a pauper girl!

Oh my goodness

I plead guilty for slacking for the nth times!

Oh my goodness!!!

This is horrid!

Appalling lack of time management and self-discipline!!!

Anyway, the silver lining is that the time was spent practising my violin to relax and end up losing track of the time!

Yesterday, I bought the audio and video CD for the Cats musical.

To my delight, the video CD costs a mere $6.95 due to the clearance sale which I am so utterly thankful for.

Previously, it costs $16.90!

So it was a great bargain that definitely brings a wide smile on my face!

Hooray!

I have been listening to most of the songs for almost a hundred times by now and the number will not cease to increase for the moment!

Got to study!

Argh! *slaps myself*

Sunday was spent slacking like shit but it was nonetheless an awesome and fun day with my cousin watching plenty of hilarious and ludicrous videos from YouTube of which most pertains to the British Has Talent show.

Oh my, the Internet is so addictive.

But, I guess, the musical Cats and violin make me more high than anything else.

Furthermore, I am so motivated to really practise my violin way more diligently than ever after my exams having watched the President Star Charity show on Sunday.

Gabriel Ng can play sooo stunningly that it is absolutely enthralling!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Memory!!!

Yeah! I can play Memory on the violin already!

So happy!

The song is so nice that a tear flowed out when practising it.

Sounds rather exaggerating huh?

But that song is simply awesome, soo touching too!

>_<

Love that song so much! ^_^

Damage done: Around 2hr 15 mins to install the printer software, download the file and print it.

Additional damages incurred: Another 45 minutes to practise it.

Wow, did I just said bye bye to 3 hours?

No more slacking at all, not even a minute, for goodness gracious!!! Please Agnes, get a grip of yourself. Don't waste time anymore!!!

Do well or live to regret it!

Damn it!

Got to really stop slacking!

Argh!!!

I must really strive to get all HD! Motivate myself into not slacking, waste time or procrastinating!

My kor is in Sweden now. So proud of him that he is representing his uni to take part in a competition! Wow, must really do as academically well as him!

Kor kor, jia you! Jia you! Jia you!

I hate getting fat during the study break! WTH!

So pissed off!

After exams, I really must train and practise.


Violin lesson was horrible cuz I forgot the fingering for the B flats when it is pretty common sense that it must be above the natural right? -.-

Must practise more!

But no time, no time, no time!!!

HOW?!!!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Song: Old Gumbie Cat

I have a Gumbie Cat in mind
Her name is Jennyanydots
Her coat is of the tabby kind with tiger stripes and leopard spots
All day she sits upon the stair or on the step or on the mat
She sits and sits and sits and sits
And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat
That's what makes a Gumbie Cat!

But . . .
When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun
And when all the family's in bed and asleep
She tucks up her skirts to the basement to creep
She is deeply concerned with the ways of the mice
Their behaviour's not good and their manners not nice
So when she has got them lined up on the matting
She teaches them music, crocheting and tatting

I have a Gumbie Cat in mind
Hr name is Jennyanydots
Her equal would be hard to find
Se likes the warm and sunny spots
All day she sits beside the hearth or on the bed or on my hat
She sits and sits and sits and sits
And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat
That's what makes a Gumbie Cat!

But . . . When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun
As she finds that the mice will not ever keep quiet
She is sure it is due to irregular diet
And believing that nothing is done without trying
She sets right to work with her baking and frying
She makes them a mouse-cake of bread and dried peas
And a beautiful fry of lean bacon and cheese

I have a Gumbie Cat in mind
Her name is Jennyanydots
The curtain cord she likes to wind and tie it into sailor knots
She sits upon the windowsill or anything that's smooth and flat
She sits and sits and sits and sits
And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat
That's what makes a Gumbie Cat!

But . . .
When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun
She thinks that the cockroaches need employment
To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment
So she's formed from that lot of disorderly louts
A troop of well disciplined helpful boy scouts
With a purpose in life and a good deed to do
And she's even created a Beetles Tattoo!

So for old Gumbie Cats let us give three cheers
On whom well ordered households depend, it appears
Three cheers, three cheers, three cheers!
For she's a jolly good fellow!

Thank you my dears!

Song: Bustopher Jones

Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones
In fact, he's remarkably fat
He doesn't haunt pubs - he has eight or nine clubs
For he's the St. James's Street Cat!

He's the cat we all greet as he walks down the street
In his coat of fastidious black
No commonplace mousers have such well-cut trousers
Or such an impeccable back

In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummel of cats
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats

In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummel of cats
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats

My visits are occasional to the Senior Educational
And it is against the rules
For any one cat to belong both to that
And the Joint Superior Schools
For a similar reason when game is in season
I'm found not at Fox's but Blimp's
I am frequently seen at the gay Stage and Screen
Which is famous for winkles and shrimps

In the season of venison I give my ben'son
To the Pothunter's succulent bones
And just before noon's not a moment too soon
To drop in for a drink at the Drones
When I'm seen in a hurry there's probably curry
At the Siamese or at the Glutton
If I look full of gloom then I've lunched at the Tomb
On cabbage, rice pudding and mutton

In the whole of St. James's is the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummel of cats
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white
Bustopher Jones in white
Bustopher Jones in white spats

So, much in this way passes Bustopher's day
At one club or another he's found
It can be no surprise that under our eyes
He has grown unmistakably round
He's a twenty-five pounder, or I am a bounder
And he's putting on weight everyday

But I'm so well preserved because I've observed
All my life a routine, and I'd say
I am still in the prime, I shall last out my time
That's the word from the stoutest of cats

It must and it shall be spring in Pall Mall
While Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones wears white spats!

Macavity!

Song: Invitation to the Jellicle Ball

Jellicle Cats come out tonight
Jellicle Cats come one come all
The Jellicle moon is shining bright
Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball

Jellicle Cats come out tonight
Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball

Jellicle Cats are white and black
Jellicle Cats are of moderate size
Jellicles jump like a jumping jack

Jellicle Cats have moonlit eyes

We're quiet enough in the morning hours
We're quiet enough in the afternoon
Reserving our terpsichorean powers
To dance by the light of the Jellicle Moon

Jellicle Cats meet once a year
At the Jellicle Ball where we all rejoice
And the Jellicle Leader will soon appear
And make what is known as the Jellicle Choice
When Old Deuteronomy, just before dawn
Through a silence you feel you could cut with a knife
Announces the cat who can now be reborn
And come back to a different Jellicle Life
For waiting up there is the Heaviside Layer
Full of wonders one Jellicle only will see
And Jellicles ask because Jellices dare:

Who will it be?
Who will it be?

Song: Rum Tum Tugger

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any call for me to shout it
For he will do do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!

The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore

When you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
But I make such a fuss if I can't get out

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And it isn't any use for you to doubt it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast

My disobliging ways are a matter of habit
If you offer me fish then I always want a feast
When there isn't any fish then I won't eat rabbit
If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer
But I only like what I find for myself
So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
If you put it away on the larder shelf

The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
But I'll leap in your lap in the middle of your sewing
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle!

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any need for me to spout it
For he will do do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!

Musical: Cats Song: Mr. Mistoffelees

You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees
The original Conjuring Cat
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn

Presto!

And you'll all say:
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

He is quiet and he is small
He is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail

He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice

He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it was merely misplaced

You have seen it one moment, and then it is gone!
But you find it next week lying out on the lawn!

And we all say:
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire

And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
(At least we all heard that somebody purred)
Which is uncontestable proof

Of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall

And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!

And we all say:
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

Ladies and gentlemen
I give you the marvelous
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

Presto!